PinnedJohnny LaZebnikinHuman PartsI Didn’t Steal a Child on TuesdayI am 25 and it is 9:42 pm on a Tuesday. I am sitting in a Los Angeles subway station, which exists. I missed the train and the next is in…Sep 18, 202077Sep 18, 202077
Johnny LaZebnik“Are You My Therapist?”A picture book for the special guy in your life.Nov 21, 2023Nov 21, 2023
Johnny LaZebnikThe Princess and the ThicketA surprisingly earnest fairytale.Aug 14, 20231Aug 14, 20231
Johnny LaZebnikThe Aristocrats, As Written by Madeline MillerDISCLAIMER: This story contains vile sexual acts, and is not for the faint of heart. It is a parody of a classic joke, and is not intended…Dec 14, 2022Dec 14, 2022
Johnny LaZebnikWho’s On First, As Written By Emily St. John Mandel“So… who’s on first?”Jun 13, 20222Jun 13, 20222
Johnny LaZebnikSome Ruminations on Dating, After Six Years Without a Boyfriendthe last few years, i’ve been more interested in new year’s reflections than resolutions. and since i’ve now been single in los angeles…Dec 29, 20212Dec 29, 20212
Johnny LaZebnik33 Actually Good Questions to Ask on a First DateMy friend Liz Roche and I realized there was a problem — when we went on first dates, we had questions that we tended to ask, but we…May 26, 20212May 26, 20212